Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.
Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.
by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022
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Gilbert Paterson Middle School is located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. And is full of rich annoying Mormons who get offended by the slightest things, and poor kids who smoke marijuana. It is also full of attention whores who cut/threaten to kill themselves on a daily basis.
Person #1: Hey you must go to Gilbert Paterson Middle School

Person#2: yeah I do how did you know?

Person #1: you're Mormon.
by Pinguthepenguin77 October 27, 2017
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Gilbert stuart middle school

Gilbert Stuart is a dirty ass old school,the principal with her ugly ass dresses and nasty ass rain boots,tall white ugly nigga with his loud ass always yelling at somebody to do sum, always making the same lunch which is that nasty ass pizza that’s not even cook correctly and the teachers are annoying asf 😂.
Matthew~ You go to Gilbert Stuart middle school ?
Me~ yea bro

Matthew~ Damn nigga do better.
by Ewbbaja October 03, 2021
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An amazing Frenchbread and aristocat who fought in the American Revolutionary war. He is by far the best frenchbread of history. Don't discriminate the french breads!
Camilla: who's Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette?
Me: The most amazing aristocat and frenchbread!
Camila:....
by ricebeanscats November 16, 2017
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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 17, 2020
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Ash Gilbert

Ash Gilbert is such a dickhead and little cretin
by Lollol1999 March 13, 2018
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