ghettiquette

Socially acceptable behavior in the ghetto. Good manners in a bad neighborhood.

It is considered good ghettiquette to pour out the first drink of your forty to honor your dead homies.

It is considered bad ghettiquette to fuck up the rotation. Puff, puff, pass.

by Coell December 28, 2005

ghetto slut

someone who purposely tries to get pregnant from a one night stand in order to get as many child support checks as possible; someone who raises their ever-expanding number of offspring in their parents' home, mooching off anyone they possibly can; a young, trashy girl who marries young and has sex with other people's boyfriends yet insists she is faithful to her husband.

When I brought that ghetto slut back to the halfway house, I knocked her up and now I owe for 18 years.

by la la la la lola July 15, 2006

ghetto bug

Devil spawn that haunts the houses in the Kingston student ghetto. Has many legs and comes out to drink your tears as you sleep. Also known as a "house centipede".

"A ghetto bug fell on me yesterday and my life flashed before my eyes!"

by Eat Sleep Rave Repeat July 14, 2014

Ghetsis

A sexy motherfucker with long lettuce hair. He's an abusive father who can turn any man gay and any woman straight. He is so fucking hot and sexy, his long, flowing hair only makes him hotter.

Person 1: What was the antagonist from Pokemon White again?
Person 2: Ghetsis, the sexy bastard.
Person 1: Thanks.

by gay stick August 21, 2019

Ghetto Commandments

Made popular by T-Pain's Freaknik musical special. 10 commandments that gangstas must live by. The commandments are as follows

1. If thou art a bitch ass nigga, thou shall not breath.
2. Puff Puff Giveth.
3. Thou shall not loveth thy hoe.
4. Thou shall not Knocketh thy hustle.
5. Real shalt recognize real.
6. Thou shall not pop bottles on models.
7. It's no fun if the homies Getteth none.
8. Never covet thy neighbors hoe.
9. Thou shall not snitch.
10. FUCKETH the police.

Break any of the Ghetto Commandments and Trap Jesus will smite thee

by rallymonkey12 October 27, 2012

Ghetto Juicy

Going above and beyond normal ghetto to the point normal ghetto people think you are ghetto.

Usage
Nick- "Dang Alex! That hoe is ghetto juicy to the max!"

Alex "Dude, that Ghetto Juicy chick is Erika!!

by Mangofatdoody September 13, 2010

Ghetto ball

Basketball with no official rules, pushing, kicking, punching etc. Whatever it takes to prevent the other person to score. Usually played with 6-10 people.

Person A: Hey why'd you push me?
Person B: We ain't in the NBA boi, Dis Ghetto Ball whatever goes, goes.

by Marius A September 20, 2006