funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

funky gunk

the funky gunk under a male's ball skin, also can be found in the uncircumsized area ong, it hides inside of it so it is impossible to get out. makes the scrotum stank.

"Have you heard about ashon's cheese?"

- "No what is that"
"The funky gunk under his foreskin, ong that shit stank like a mf"

by scrotum balls June 8, 2021

funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Funky Chunky

What Dave does with his wife on the weekends.

Wow, they did the funky chunky so hard that there are cracks in the ceiling!

by Tom, the podiatrist March 15, 2019

Funky Berry

Refers to a being of immense swag. He has so much swag in fact that he must do "jazz hands" and vocally say it every so often just to release the built up swag. That is why he is a "berry" of sorts because of being filled with funky jazz juice and constantly about to burst.

"That dude is such a funky berry."

by Jeff with a Q June 16, 2018

funky beyotch

a bitch who cant dress for shit

Guy: Hey look at that funky beyotch!
Store Clerk: Yeah, she can't dress for shit.
Funky Beyotch: fuck you guys

by DamianMoDollaz July 30, 2015