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Ulysses H. Ficus

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.
by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011
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fuckshitballs

Grounded in mythology, fuckshitballs were the original magic words, and have been bastardized to become abracadabra. Don't ask how.
"Fuckshitballs! A bunny!"
by Wordmaster December 26, 2004
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fucks with you the long way

a slang term describing the extent of one's bond or relationship with another individual
"Girl, you held a nigga down while I was locked up so you know I fucks with you the long way".
by starofcaramel December 27, 2011
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Focus on the Family

A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)
Are You telling people to Focus on the Family ?

HEY why don't you FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY!!!!!
by PimpFishy November 8, 2006
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Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.
Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3
by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 17, 2011
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fucks wit

to associate with,to agree with
Yo, I fucks wit that Madden '08!
by T. Butler October 16, 2007
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Fucksalad

A highly active and extremely negative place, full of many components all wanting to cause you harm.
Oh man, don't go to work today, the bosses are making it a real fucksalad.
by mark twangerang January 20, 2011
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