Grant

A complete and utter wanker who sports a very bad fringe/haircut. A Grant is often seen mistreating people despite the fact that he really has no room to be choosy regarding friends (namely due to his bad haircut)
Shit, man, I'll go and shave it all off right this second; I'd rather look like a giant thumb than a Grant :(!
by Mildred Tumbleweed June 24, 2011
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Someone who misses all their shots.
"Dude, Grant missed all his shots on Seige!"
by crowei May 08, 2018
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Grant

A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".
Carl won't stop granting about the above average service because he is a bastard.
by Or1984well April 17, 2013
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an absolute douchebag, 2 faced - very easy to get on with but will turn on you in an instant and show you his other face. if you see a grant turn and run its for the best
"im just gonna cut in front of you in the cue at disneyland" an example of the dangers of a grant beware - you have been warned
by lankytanky May 07, 2012
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A guy who is fat with a tinny penis he is usally median height with blue eyes and brown hair never get any pussy
by Big boy 23u4u4 September 21, 2015
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a red head who is ugly as sin.. has a girlfriend called Amy. a.k.a ranger, fanta pants, fot, blood nut.

has no class, and was often beaten as a child.
do not associate yourself or approach one of these peple, and we all pray that grant and amy do not pro create to make more rangers in the world. The less of these people there are, the better.
GRANT = "I'll beat you like a red headed step child"
by monica125894 May 25, 2011
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Big ginger dick who likes to take the piss out of south african accent with Midge and wants to vote BNP.
Midge : Fook off

Grant : No, you fook off and eat some prawns!...BNP!, BNP!
by IlikeCheese1 April 14, 2010
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