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Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018
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Food Stamp Filets

It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.
“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”
by Politic Ric June 2, 2010
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fletchy

Adjective:

1. When someone says something completely nerdy, or recites movie quotes in normal conversation.
"Wow, that was totally fletchy."
by anh530 August 11, 2009
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Fish Filet

Man that broad was actin up so I had to give her that Fish Filet. Popularized by the musical talents of Kanye West and Jay-Z in the song "Ni**as in Paris"
by trosk-ski January 3, 2012
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Filet

The part of the inner thigh where fat builds up. The filet is extremely tender (given it does not get much sun) and is an ideal target for 5 starring.
Yeah he's a porker, must have some impressive filets.
by TyCoLicious January 22, 2011
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Fletch & Danny

Rhyming slang for men who like to wear women's clothes. Popularised by the aforementioned Surrey Athletic duo.
"I'd watch out for her, I think I can see something sticking out from that skirt. I reckon she's a Fletch & Danny"
by Anon21342 October 6, 2006
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foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010
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