Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit

I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl

by Angry Floater August 8, 2022

three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..

Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !

by mikroth November 5, 2008

floater

a term to describe the level of someone's gayness. if they are very gay, they float because they are so flam-buoyant.

That guy is wearing a pink boa. He's definitely a floater.

by Kody4 November 22, 2011

flogger

one who pumps the pole

look at that flogger with the porno

by Ben Dover July 10, 2003

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

Flogger Hat

An act of violence, brought about by running over a decorated Army man. While he is under the car, he punches his way through the floor of the car, grabs the male genitalia, stretches it out to an extreme length, then impales it onto a truck hitch. He then processed to leave, in the truck, with the male genitalia attached, further damaging any hope for future sex the male had.

My friend Vince, received a massive Flogger Hat in the Wal-Mart parking lot, while getting Grape Drank.

by Jole Flifl May 22, 2010