Skip to main content

Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.
by Jevan12 October 14, 2014
mugGet the Jacuzzi faint mug.

The Ric Flair

A guy slaps his dick on a girl's chest as hard as he can and screams "Woooooooo!"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
mugGet the The Ric Flair mug.
Related Words
Flaint flain Flaine Flainek Flainnies flail Faint flair fainat flailing

Charlotte Flair

The most accomplished female performer in WWE History. Daughter of 16-time world champion and 2-time WWE Hall of Famer, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Debuting in NXT in July of 2013, Charlotte knew she had to step out of her legendary father's shadow, and when finally found her confidence, there was no turning back, Charlotte quickly became one of the greatest athletes the company has ever seen. Overcoming every obstacle in her way, Charlotte Flair revolutionized Women's Wrestling in WWE due to her impeccable performances throughout her career, winning her first divas title in 2015 making much more history in the years to come
On April 7, 2019, Charlotte Flair headlined WrestleMania, in the first-ever women's match to main event on the Grandest Stage of them All. she walked down the ramp as the SmackDown! Women's Champion in MetLife Stadium in New York, the same arena that held WrestleMania 29, which was the event that that the women got cut last-minute, and the same show that Charlotte missed due to the passing of her late brother, Reid, who was the one that ultimately got her into wrestling and is who many believe is the reason, Charlotte is so good at what she does.Charlotte Flair then defeated Trish Stratus at Summerslam 2019 in a dream clash, and by October, Flair had already become a 10-time Women's Champion. Charlotte Flair, who is known as "The Queen" is still an active wrestler, but there's no doubt that one day she will join her father in the WWE Hall of Fame.
Charlotte Flair is one of the best women's wrestlers in WWE history.
by WWE Womens Evolution January 14, 2020
mugGet the Charlotte Flair mug.

The Faint

Greatest band from Omaha EVER to exist..
Bright Eyes is just not that good, sorry folks.
by BriVeegs September 17, 2005
mugGet the The Faint mug.

flail

v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spastic manor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley.
n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.
Morley: The one to which all other flail is to be compared, the nucleus of flail. The one who can flail standind still.

"*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer."
by A.D. & T.S August 14, 2006
mugGet the flail mug.

flaidreich

An extreme psedo-Germanic variant of the English name Frederick, only to be <i>uttered<i> in the most intense of circumstances.
Originated by Johan Ludwig.
A still more extreme variant is "fleudenstraident," which can only be used in life threatening situations.
Bruce Lee: hey man, frederick couples just slammed that ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts.
jose contreras: Correction! Flaidreeeeeeeeeeeeeich Couples slammed the ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts!
by benny b from the bronx April 10, 2005
mugGet the flaidreich mug.

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel October 15, 2008
mugGet the Flailing Salmon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email