Flacibang

Relentlously banging a woman (or man if so inclined)for long after ejaculation has occured. The result of the flacid penis and continual pounding is swallen balls and a thick soapy liquid build up that has a foul odour similar to fish and a strong stilton mixed together.

Steve flacibanged Sarah all night. She loved it but insisted on opening a window.

by Shepheard May 3, 2005

flacemi

(v) premature ejaculation

dude, you just flacemied all over my wife!

by jessiefranco January 24, 2008

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009

Flacanst

A state of high intoxication where you cant get any higher than you already are and will eventually pass out.

Dude check out adam! the dude has gone Flacanst!

by Aki P. January 29, 2010

Flaci-nating

the act of somone who is un-attractive walking in your line of sight when you have a boner.

Dude,i saw Kylie walking in the hall and she was totally flaci-nating me!

by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010

Flaccoon

A flat raccoon. Roadkill.

"Dude, that semi just hit a raccoon."
"It's a flaccoon now."

by The_Missus April 28, 2010

Flachop

Fla-Chop: The onomatopoeic word/noise for one's penis makes when hitting bare flesh/skin. Quite often associated with Dick Slap, Teabag or Smurf.

Note: Penis may have to be hard to produce a satisfying sound!

Guy lifts penis and drops it on to females face "FLACHOP"

by Defibs January 1, 2011