Crow’s feet

Also known as “hyperkinetic skin lines”, these are the skin wrinkles radiating like spokes from the lateral canthus of the human eyes, forming the appearance of a crow’s foot from each eye. Produced as the result of sun damage to skin and chronic repetitive contraction of the orbicularis oculi facial muscles, which are used in smiling, laughing, squinting, and crying.

“Stephanie’s gnarly crow’s feet make her look 20 years older. She needs to get some Botox injections”

by Casademilsuenos March 2, 2019

hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant December 9, 2008

shaq feet

someone with huge ass feet.

"damn the girl got shaq feet"

by bitchass'n March 25, 2008

Bongo feet

In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.

Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.

by Burlap Thong April 22, 2010

Festy-Feet

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.

Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!

by Serial32 September 7, 2009

stanky feet

Feet that smell worse than just "stinky"

Damn, Lou, you got some stanky feet!

by Space Cadet Staci July 20, 2008

Deadbabies Feet

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.

The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!

by HotRollaSizzle February 19, 2009