Ultimate Fate of Man

As said by a great many numbers of religions, "The Fate of Man is to be Judged by God, when the end times are due." This is, however, not the case. The Ultimate Fate of Man is to become what we humans have created - religion. Our destiny is to become Gods via evolution of our brain, which in turn, will create complex, more advanced civilizations. These "Immortal Humans" will, in the future, be able to create universes at will, thus rendering them as having a God-like nature.
Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" shows Man having God-like intellogence, which is, of course, the Ultimate Fate of Man.
by Eternal Esta October 01, 2006
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Fickle Finger of Fate

A sexual move done between a recently married couple. The man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans vagina with brute force. He then widens his fingers as wide as he can. It should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. If she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. Made famous by one named Harvey Green
"Congrats on the marriage man. You think you will last forever?" "Dude on our honeymoon I gave her the Fickle Finger of Fate. She loved every second of it. We are lasting forever."
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✨potato of fate🥔

✨Potato of fate🥔 is an iconic user of Webtoon that is recognized for the mass amount of webtoons this person uses.
This person appears so much that there is even a small fandom for Potato of Fate.
Someone: ✨Potato of fate🥔, you are everywhere!!!
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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
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no fate but what we make

We have control over what happens to us in the future. There is no destiny or fate. There is nothing that will happen for sure. We determine our future from what we do now. We make our own future from our own actions, and nothing or no one else is responsible.
If you work hard every day to train for a sport, you will succeed and win. It is not the work of God or fate that you have succeeded; it is YOU who have made this success for yourself. Had you not trained, you would not have this success. No fate but what we make. You made yourself a better athlete, so you excelled. You made your own fate.
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BRIAN'S FATE PART 2

GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.

He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.

The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.

And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.

Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.

Amen
by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 25, 2021
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