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Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020
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Fascist

(noun, informal) Used to express mild disapproval or annoyance with someone. Typically employed as rhetoric to emphasize that, by virtue of the fact that the user disagrees, the other person must be wrong
Mickey: Pepsi is better than Coke.
Minnie (visibly frustrated): And why so?
Mickey: Well, Pepsi is sweeter than Coke due to a higher amount of sugar or high fructose corn syrup. It has a noticeable citrus flavour and a lower level of ac...
Minnie (interrupting): Bla Bla Bla, you fascist filth, trying to mansplain his way as if you can never be wrong even after snorting a tonne of illegal substances.
by SillyWasterStaysAlone May 31, 2024
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fascist

When Destiny plays league of legends when all of chat asks him to stop :L
Destiny wont stop going 2/7/0 god I hate him he's such a fascist
by PEPEWINS June 15, 2021
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Fascist

The republicans candidates are fascists.
by Gametoon June 8, 2022
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Fascist

Used to express mild disapproval or annoyance with someone. Typically employed as rhetoric to emphasize that, by virtue of the fact that the user disagrees, the other person must be wrong.
Mickey: Pepsi tastes better than Coke.
Minnie (visibly frustrated): And why so?
Mickey: Well, Pepsi is sweeter than Coke due to a higher amount of sugar or high fructose corn syrup. It has a noticeable citrus flavour and a lower acidity fee.....
Minnie: Bla bla bla, Fascist filth trying to mansplain.
by SillyWasterStaysAlone May 31, 2024
mugGet the Fascistmug.

Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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Fascist

A crossdressing male that follows the doctrines of fascism. They show support for fascists such as Mussolini, Hitler, Oswald Mosley, GLR, etc. These people also blame Judaism and Communism for their failures in life, they could get an F on their math exam and they would blame it on Cultural Marxism or "(((them)))"
That guy is wearing cat ears and he's waving a Nazi flag, I think he might be a Fascist
by bofasawcon May 30, 2021
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