Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

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Fatster

A fatster is a hamster that is very fat, chubby ,or thicc.

DAMN look at the size of that Fatster

by Jr not Sr October 13, 2020

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faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

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1. Fagstard: someone who is a faggot and bastard at the same, usually to spare yourself the time to call someone both words you just use Fagstard instead.

2. Not necessarily a gay person but a really annoying person that wont just leave you alone after declining politely eg bellboy, waiters asking for tips, email spammers etc

3. A homophobe. since there is zero reason to be homophobic. A homophobic person is definitely a closet faggot and a bastard at the same time.

See examples below:

1. Me: I called my roommate a bastard faggot (fagstard) last year and later apologised to him months later.

2. Emmanuel: I unsubscribed these guys from my mailing list but somewhere they still send me spam emails.
Me: fagstards! I have several of them also!!

3. Me: yo, I heard gay men are killed in Iraq by ISIS guys.
My reflection: such hilarity! Homophobes at day, fagstards at night!

by DavidandIsaac December 16, 2020

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