Ethan is a manly name given to only perfect men. His love is amazing and true...so if you are lucky enough to have one...don't let him go. When you look at his face you will first notice his nice kind eyes as well as his huge, adorable dimples. All kind of people like him and enjoy being around him. Along with his appearences he is also very athletic and is best at soccer as well as basketball. If you know an ethan you should become his friend immediatley because you will love him.
Maddie: I'm thinking of asking him out
Jessica: Who? Ethan?
Maddie: Duh! Who else?
Jessica: Good point. Man he is hot!
Jessica: Who? Ethan?
Maddie: Duh! Who else?
Jessica: Good point. Man he is hot!
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Hailey: Omg your boyfriend is so sweet. I wish I had a guy like Ethan.
Jess: I know I'm so lucky I have Ethan in my life. I just love him so much.
Jess: I know I'm so lucky I have Ethan in my life. I just love him so much.
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