The Enemy Enema

when you rip off your enemy's arm, shove it in their arse then shove your hand down their throat so that you shake their hand. (a sign of respect)

you take another one of my fries and ill give you The Enemy Enema.

by BigBirdTurd September 15, 2015

California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009

Manly Endeavors

A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)

Other events exist, but not publicly.

Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.

Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?

Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.

Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!

Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...

by Mindbladeskillyaks May 30, 2010

Milk enema

When you pour milk into your boyfriends ass then give him a rimjob

Milk enema the thing that dallon gave to brendon.

Ex: brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

endeavor

try hard to do or achieve something.
an attempt to achieve a goal.
earnest and industrious effort, esp. when sustained over a period of time.
an enterprise or undertaking.

"he is endeavoring to help the Third World"
"an endeavor to reduce serious injury"
"enthusiasm is a vital ingredient in all human endeavor"
"a political endeavor"
"the company endeavored to expand its activities"
"an endeavor to build a more buoyant economy"
"enthusiasm is a vital ingredient in all human endeavor"
"a political endeavor"

by j0rd4nkzf September 3, 2013

The Illinois Enema Bandit

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose

by E to the C December 26, 2006

Enda

A generally despicable person who mooches off of others and/or tries to make his/herself more important than they are by acting like they can make things happen for people. (Origin: enda, like "in-da" or "always in the middle of something")

Person 1 (on Facebook): Hey does anyone have a ladder to lend? And if any of you are looking for full-time painting work hit me up!
Person 2 (replies): Dude, I'm not giving you my ladder and you can't get anyone work. Stop being a fucking enda.

by GBL2016 August 25, 2016