the hottest person alive. someone who turns into a flustered mess once you try to make anything suggestive towards them. a general stupid, hot idiot.
by TOMSSMSKSMMS November 23, 2021
Get the endermug. A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 20, 2006
Get the south endermug. This guy is a social leech. He expects you to be his friend after he's scuffed your Timberlands. He is such a prick when things don't go his way. He kills the vibe.
This guy's been pissing me off all day. He's such an Ender.
by HOPPINGPENGUIN54 March 3, 2017
Get the Endermug. by Zong February 13, 2022
Get the Hayden Endersmug. He is an amazing person even though he doesn't think so, he knows he is deep down inside. Everyone loves him and he can brighten your day with anything he says. He is very loyal, smart, and pretty. As you get close to him, you will find that you have a strong bond and connection with him. He is ready not to sleep when you are bad, he will not leave you when you are sad, stay up with you until you are okay.
by Saraone1998 November 22, 2021
Get the Endermug. by Madmaddog21 December 8, 2020
Get the Enderingmug. The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
Get the Bar-endermug.