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Eltonian

A term coined by an Elton John fan community in 2019 that gained wider usage shortly after, meaning something Elton John related in nature. Similar to the terms kafkaesque and dalinian.
I went digging through our Eltonian archives to find the interview with the quote we were looking for.
by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 23, 2025
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Kyan Elton

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton
by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022
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Related Words
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Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!
by KadeePerk November 9, 2022
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Bwady Elton

A wonderful pookie wookie bear and my glorius king
Bwady Elton has some solid girth.
by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023
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Dirty Eljon

A mid tall gay phillipino kid that like using alaskan pipes (frozen shit in a condom) to practice getting cumshot by a large brown horse and is a Neo-Nazi fan who loves little girls and gets blowjobs from his pet parrot
Bro is just such a Dirty Eljon my guy
by JizzaWizza January 9, 2024
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Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
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