Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.

After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.

by beaulingpin June 23, 2009

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

Electric Messiah

24 year old triggered weeabo autistic social justice warrior & LARPing YouTube satanist with a 1 inch penis from Oak Lawn Illinois known for wearing a monkey mask on YouTube debating and threatening feminists while trying to pick up on underage girls using his autistic alpha male moves.

See also Autism, Chimp, Gimp

"Is that Electric Messiah in the cage throwing feces at us?"

by JwoJokerWorldOrder January 1, 2019

electricity

a form of energy that is shaped by its vessel, lies dormant or active in anything that requires energy

ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.

by dr. jack dexter February 15, 2012

electric penis

A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.

I wish i was a girl to try and shove an electric penis in my vagina to see what it feels like.

by Pavelski8 December 21, 2008

Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.

Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009

electrical banana

a synonym for a dildo, vibrator

This electrical banana gives me so much pleasure.

by Aidz R May 11, 2007