Ejaculatory Manifestation

To summon evil demons to blow their demonic load on your face.

" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"

by I<3demoncum May 26, 2010

flaccid ejaculation

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

ejacusplosion

An ejaculation so powerful, it can't be held back and explodes across the room. Or in the case of a blowjob, causes the blower to gag a little from the sudden blast at the uvula, and leaking. During intercourse, it gushes out from the openings. Also known to break condoms.

Jack: Dude.... That girl sure knew how to blow....
Jason: Say wha...?
Jack: It was so good, I had an ejacusplosion and she almost choked!
Jason: DAMN! O_o

John: Dude... I'm in trouble...
Frank: Why?
John: I... may have gotten Jessica pregnant?
Frank: WTF! Why didn't your dumbass use a condom?!
John: I did.... My ejacusplosion blew a hole in the tip...
Frank: ._. ....

by Hazard89 October 18, 2010

Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

ejaculactating

When a woman lactates in ecstasy caused by fear or prolonged excitement.

"Don't make her laugh, Tim! She'll start ejaculactating again."

by nikolii July 2, 2012

Ejatu

Someone who is called Ejatu has may secrets loves arguments most of the time she always wants to be the leader she is interested in reality shows and series. She is a very enjoyable person to be around she is a fashionista and has very good style and taste in clothes. She is not afraid to say anything that comes to her mind she will say it out loud and make it clear because it’s her opinion. She is lovely and joyful every day she can’t go 10 minutes without laughing even if she is in a bad mood. So will try her hardest to make someon happy if they are not in a good mood a person called Ejatu is a onderful person to be around.

Ejatu is lovely

by Ebony baxteer June 9, 2018

Ejiroghene

when you hear the horse, you call out "EJIROGHENE!!" rumor says it brings good luck, also an awesome person name and super nice epic person you wish you could meet!

i just said "ejiroghene" when i heard the horse, after that i found a dollar floating in the wind. crazy luck huh.. ejiroghene is a good epic person! you should talk to them! i wish i had a ejiroghene!

by glizzie December 28, 2020