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evan

a cute goofy guy, that always seems to be able to put a smile on his face no matter what. Always there for you when you need him, is the greatest person in the whole entire world(besides cassie) Most loveable guy there is.
"youre a goof ball"
"evans more of a goofball"
"but hes damnnn sexy"
by evan is the man 23984 March 19, 2009
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Evan

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.
I love you Evan. <3
by bub ;) July 11, 2010
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Evan Cohen

Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.

arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan

Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N
Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"

Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"
by Sugs12 May 13, 2011
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Evan

a sexy fucking beast and one of the nicest person you will even meet. He can also be really gay
P1: Did you see Evan today?

P2: Yeah he looked fabulous!
by CAAARRRRRRLLLLLL March 15, 2018
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Evana

She's e sweetest girl you will ever meet. She's usually shy at first but if you get to make her your girlfriend she will make your life a million times better! She needs to know how beautiful she really is. She has big beautiful eyes. Not everything about her is good though. Evana cannot keep secrets. She is intelligent but has a very low RAM. Never tell her anything or it will be known by every one in a short time. Evanas are very loyal girlfriends. You may want to approach her, but do not. She has a boyfriend!
"So this is the Evana you keep telling us about? She is beautiful. Let it not end in crush zone."
by Anonymousac July 10, 2019
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Evan Garrison

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison
by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011
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Evan

Huge penis always there for his people and grabs them by the butt pussy
Girl 1: Evan has a massive dick
Girl 2: He grabbed me by the buttpussy
by ATYYYYYYYYYYYYY May 14, 2018
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