Edward

Edward is a massive fucking tranny, he cute thou so its okay. He's got a girlfriend named Megan and hates twilight.

This black hoe has three nipples, likes working at mcdonalds. He is also into some anime stuff, apparently named hentai.

Edward is such a masculine male
Goodness me Edward is such a gentleman

by bigjohnnyboi September 12, 2018

The Edward

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

Edward

A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.

Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.

by Mikey Valentine January 12, 2011

Edward

he is the #1 deeno and a kinky mofo

Remember Edward?

yeah, he bung my boose

by edwardbungmyboose December 5, 2018

Edward

A guy who claims to have a big dick but really has a tiny one

Guy 1: man he’s suck an Edward
Guy 2: I know right

by thatguywhoknowsall843 July 18, 2018

Edward

Someone who fakes depression to get attention, generally a little prick

Hey that kid Edward is a fucking attention seeking prick

by JDagg September 2, 2019

Edward

Edward is a name of a guy with a very small penis. This also reflects his choice in vehicles. A small s10 "4 cylinder" where a hot guy ( Austin ) would get a small s10 "v6" size does mater to women. And ladies anyone named edward has a - Jared size red rocket -

Omg. Is that Edward I heard he has a scrappy s10

by S10extendedcab September 30, 2017