mitsubishi eclipse

A womans car. Last year almost 70% of new car registrations of Eclipse in the United States were done by women. Designers of the eclipse admit it was designed with the female market in mind.

Official list of top womens cars

1.Mitsubishi Spyder Eclipse
2.Saturn l-300
3.Toyota Rav 4
4.Mitsubishi Eclipse (not spyder)
5.Land Rover Freelander
6.Ford Mustang (girly car not womens car)

this is not to be confused with Ford Mustang which is not a womans car. It is actually a Girls car, usually seen at drivers ed parking lots. Big difference.

by Ford_Girl July 28, 2009

punar eclipse

When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.

It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.

by MTF July 29, 2008

eclipse

A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time

This guy that he was so cool driving in a chick's car

by mike November 25, 2004

Lunar Eclipse

A lunar eclipse looks just like a solar eclipse, but is instead when evil people on the moon decide to take over the universe with snipers and other shit like that.

OMG! It's a sniper.

Must be a lunar eclipse.

by LunarEclipse99 December 3, 2013

EclipseRP

A horrible roleplay server for the popular RageMP modification, usually avoided by most. EclipseRP is known to franchise their community and sell things for profit. They struggle to keep a stable player base.

Man 1: "Wanna play Eclipse?"
Man 2: "Are you retarded?"

I absolutely hate EclipseRP

by Hat salesmen Committee February 18, 2018

Mitsubishi Eclipse

One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Mitsubishi Motor Company. It was assembled in Normal Illinois coming off the same line as the Eagle Talon from 1990 to 1999 and had zero actual Mitsubishi content being of all Chrysler heritage. Eclipses are preferred by chicks and queers.

Look at that POS Mitsubishi Eclipse, man that guy seems like the kinda guy that would also drive a Ford Probe.

by Scott M Brown June 19, 2008

Eclipse

A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.

"I drive an Eclipse, and I've had the clap twice"

by Lottylula May 20, 2008