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Denise

A sexy and intelligent goddess who loves tacos and sex
I don’t know about you but I could sure use a Denise right now!
by Wolrah Naed May 19, 2018
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Denise

Denises are typically small girls that you want to be friends with. They are very nice, but at times, they seem like they hate you. They are very easy to fall in love with, and they are very skilled at heartbreaking. They make you want to give them hugs, because they are such nice people. Denises have a hard exterior, but inside, they are true softies. They are compassionate people who will always be there to help. If you know a Denise, don’t let go of them.
You: Hey, can we talk? I need advice.

Denise: Sure, I would love to!
by Murie Curie November 10, 2018
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Danish

Danish is an adjective for cute.
Mike: Yo bro, check out the new girl.
John: Holy fuck man, shes so Danish!!!!!!
by Tegbir Sidhu December 8, 2012
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Danish grandma

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009
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Umayyad Dynasty

The caliphs resident in Damascus from 661 to 750 CE.
The Umayyad Dynasty was the first Muslim dynasty. The Umayyad house was one of the major clans of the Quraysh tribe. Technically, Uthman, the third "Righteous Caliph", was the first Umayyad caliph. During his tenure (644-655), he appointed members of his clan to various posts; in particular, Muawiya b. Abi Sufyan was given the governorship of Syria. Upon the accession of Ali to the caliphate, Muawiya refused to pay him allegience, and in 658 the Syrians acknowledged Muawiya as caliph. That same year he gained control of Egypt; following Ali's death in 661, he subdued Iraq and then formally established himself as caliph. The first line of Umayyads were the Sufyanids (descendants of Abu Sufyan) who ruled from 661- 684. Under Muawiya (661-680) the capital of the Muslim empire was transferred to Damascus. He is credited with raising a highly-trained army of Syrian soldiers which was used to expand Muslim authority east into Khorasan and west into North Africa. Muawiya also led excursions into Anatolia beginning in 672 which culminated in an unsuccessful three-year seige of Constantinople (674-677). He retained the administrative structures left by the Byzantines and Persians but consolidated his authority by appointing kinsmen to key posts. Before his death, Muawiya secured allegiance to his son, Yazid, thus introducing dynastic succession to Muslim rule.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 9, 2010
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Denisse

Amazing, kind, beautiful, girl, adorable, short but almost there, helpful, encouraging,
by JdosFFShx December 1, 2018
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Danish Suicide

when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.

(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.
by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009
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