dummy fried

when you are so high, you're stupid.

"i smoked three bowls and i'm dummy fried"

by stonerrrrrrchic February 23, 2017

Love Dummy

when you keep calling and sending love notes, not knowing she's been fucking somebody else.

'Dude, i'm tellin' ya, it was three weeks before i realized she was too busy fucking the neighbor to answer.. I am the world's biggest love dummy!"

by the roofer November 30, 2015

dummy fucked

you just straight up fucked. good luck gettin out of this one fam.

"Hey did you study for the History final?"
"No dude, I'm dummy fucked for this test."

by viewsssssss May 19, 2016

Dummy Buckin'

A popular colloquial term coined in Northern Ireland as an alternative for the american phrase dry humping which is usually used in reference to the sexual activity commonly practiced by young adolescents as they essentially attempt non-penetrative sex through their various items of clothing (typically through denim jeans or nylon infused jogging bottoms)

14 yr male : saw you and that girl at the under 18 disco last night.

Friend : yes mate we were dummy buckin' the life outta each other

by splaaaaaaaaaaahhh July 26, 2017

Vomiting Dummy

A penis, that produces semen when sucked Vigorously.

Q; Bob did you get your cock sucked at the weekend?

A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.

by Big Jock79 December 02, 2010

dummy touch

To touch one's penis on other people's belongings without their knowledge.

Dave dummy touched his neighbor's toothbrush while using their bathroom

by Tripod526 May 01, 2021

Dummy Bathroom

A place people go when they want to roll around on the floor and think about their life after they do something really stupid and/or are a public disgrace to society

Honestly man, go to the dummy bathroom. Your just a dumbass.

by Westshot January 02, 2020