dude

An ingrown ass hair.

"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"

by Gozeritall March 25, 2007

dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks July 21, 2008

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

Dude

"Dude" Is a man, guy AND the other def is ingrown anal hair

1.Oh fuck me I Have fuckin dude way up in my asshole
2. Wassup dude wanna go to the tattoo parlor

by YoImSeanKruegerAndImGerman December 30, 2016

Dude

Man or male. It could also be used to describe any gender.

Hey dude.
Oh hi bro

by UnusualEgg March 27, 2019

Dude

Friend

Yooooo dude

by Emirhan1 March 2, 2018

Dude

A guy.

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018