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upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)
"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "
by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006
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docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs
guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)
by FeelThePower March 28, 2008
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Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.
that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.
by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006
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Dunker Smash

Similar to the Hulk smash, when a guy orders pizza hut dunkers and dips his hard penis in the chocolate dipping sauce. After the dunk is complete, you stand up and scream "DUNKER SMASH!!" and you proceed with hitting the girl across the face creating a chocolatey mark on the face.
"Last night soccer phenom Zach Dunker Smashed the shit out of me, I will never eat at Pizza Hut again"
by jimmy retardy January 9, 2010
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Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.
I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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duckets

Yo, I know I got the duckets here somewhere. Bling!
by Dizzle September 24, 2002
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black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.
by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
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