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Drone

One of those flying things in Halo that can really get irritating when they form swarms.
Covenant word: Yan'me
by i_anonymous December 7, 2004
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Management Drone

A facsimile of a manager who mindlessly follows orders from upper management regardless of how ridiculous, arbitrary, contradictory, or counterproductive they may be. If an employee attempts to point out the flaws in one of an MD’s painfully short-sighted and dim-witted decisions, an MD will either continuously repeat one of their several pre-programmed phrases until the employee gives up on the argument, or they will respond with only a blank stare that seems to say “error, file not found.” To say that a MD is a puppet is to insult the freethinking and decision-making abilities of a puppet. MD's have absolutely no job-related skills or people skills. They are often seen wandering aimlessly among employees and customers. If asked for help, they will automatically find the nearest employee and make them help the customer so as to appear preoccupied and attempt to conceal their monumental incompetence. Many times MD's will turn to employees for help with things that should in fact be required of management to know. They will also sometimes steal ideas of employees and make them their own usually after telling the employees the ideas were not feasible. They are the source of all miscommunication, stress, failures, and negativity in the workplace, yet are never fired. MD's can be found in nearly every major corporation and, like roaches, will probably never be totally eradicated. Not to be confused with actual (good) managers.
MD: Hey, why isn't Bill here?
Employee: Why are you asking me? Didn't you make the schedule? If he called in it's not like he'd talk to me, he'd have to talk to you.
MD: But, where is he?
Employee: I don't know! Anyway it doesn't matter, he's not here.
MD: But he should be, shouldn't he?
Employee: I give up.

MD: We're going to put labels on the items we're selling near this display.
Employee: Hey, I had that idea a month ago. You told me it would look tacky.
MD: *blank stare*

MD: I need you to stay late because we're getting busy. You have to take a long lunch though so you don't get any overtime.
Employee: I wouldn't have to do that if you'd let me go early when we're not busy instead of giving me a bunch of meaningless busy work.
MD: Yeah... well we need you to stay late because we're busy. You have to take--
Employee: SHUT UP! You're the reason people get shot at work by disgruntled employees.

Employee 1: There goes Pete, isn't he a manager?
Employee 2: No, he's just a management drone. Get Sherri, she's an actual manager.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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Dronecall

When someone calls you after taking mephedrone, noticeable gurns and deep breathing as they speak.
Dronecall example;
"Hey mate, I just want you to know how much I love you"
by hugoevans February 15, 2010
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Donceall

In most cases it is used to refer to a dick, but can basically replace any word.
Dude, that girl wants to lick your donceall.
by Vonceall licker April 16, 2010
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drone

The act of completely being fixated on your smart phone/device in a public place, esp. when you sitting with at least one other person.
Look around at any restaurant or bar. There's always one table full of people who are all completely engrossed in their smart phones. When you see your date/spouse/significant other checking a social network on their phones as they sit at a table/bar with you, tell them to "stop droning". I have told the people I am sitting with (at lunch) that I'm "checking out" and am going to drone for a while.
by debuke March 30, 2013
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drone

(noun)

1. name given by mainstream media to a type of radio-controlled consumer gadget known to RC community as multicopter (not to be confused with real drones in use by the military to conduct aerial surveillance or air strikes). Multicopters can carry small payloads like small video cameras for recording or for first-person-view (FPV) while flying. Common multicopters come with four (4) or six (6) identically sized rotors.
A civilian got arrested in the Capitol area for flying a drone in a restricted airspace.
by are_you_kidding_me August 26, 2015
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drone fart

a fart that mysterioulsy drfts from one room to another, or from one place to another, to take somone out.
i released a drone fart from the couch and it took out my friend in the next room
by cythebeerguy October 8, 2016
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