being a dish

Cute, sassy and a little bit helpless; not in a sexual or intellectual way.
Sitting, waiting, watching what will come around my way next week.

In the morning after Election Day I will feel being a dish - no matter who's the winner!

by Mika Berlinsta November 2, 2016

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.

Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."

by That handle is already in use November 24, 2014

Dish Rag

A dirty ass, skanky, piece of shit, scandalous bitch who tries to look and act a 100 times hotter than she can ever hope to be

What a dish rag, She just sucked my dick in the bathroom and she's making out with that dude over there.

by Gdevil July 4, 2009

ish libe dish

A retard trying to pronounce "i love you" in german

"Ish libe dish" said the retarded man retardedly
"ish libe dish" said a dish loving mom

by Ogii2 November 21, 2017

Daisha

The prettiest girl you will ever meet , likes narwhals (;
is probably the funniest girl in the world & i love her .

& has the cutest freckles :3

Oh my narwhal , look , its the prettiest girl ever , daisha !

by dokewhal96 January 18, 2010

Daisha

Usually depressed and often bipolar. Usually wearing leggings, uggs or converse and a baggy sweatshirt. And once in a blue moon:jeans. Her favorite color is black and she makes her whole life revolve around that. She isn't scared to call you out for ur BS. And only surrounds herself with the best people. Though all this she is a nice, funny and petty friend. Guys named Alex who look like transgender strawberry shortcakes are attracted to her the most. Her favorite words are heck and Frick. She also tends to swear quite literally every other word.

Man that Daisha is weird.

by Alorah Donuts January 9, 2019

Dish Monger

An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.

The dish monger named Rozzi, left spoiled milk for two weeks in her room.

by Lomyr September 13, 2011