Douchiet

Pronounced doosh-E-A. A guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. The name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.

Douche 1: Hey man. Nice douchiet.
Douche 2: Thanks bro. It's made from local organic cotton. Wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
Douche 1: No way dude! They're sellouts

by mfathi October 5, 2011

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

Douchi

Someone very good at douching, often receives payment to douche people, because there skills are so good.

Dude! im going to see that douchi tonight!

by xxGOOGLExy October 20, 2008

douching swish

A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound

Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!

by Brainy Smurf July 12, 2002

douchie

it is an affect after having anal sex with a chic and you pull it out and your dick has a shit log on it. Similar to a corndog.

You best lick that douchie off my dick bitch

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Doucc

No Knowledge in Hip Hop

Doucc: "Who's Nas ?"

by deengm December 20, 2009

douchie

Origanating in a small town in MI. a douchie is the ugly cousin of the douch bag
if ya know what i mean
douchie's are primarily used as nutrition for ethiopian puppies

I am a douchie
wynn is a douchie

by douchie August 25, 2004