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Doily (doiley)

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 5, 2008
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Desiluv

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by looooooooh April 21, 2010
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Docile

A word used to insult somebody or something that doesn’t function properly. Or something bad.
‘Reece Sheldon can’t defend, he’s fucking docile.’
‘Reece tripped, what a docile cunt.’
by Dr Docile March 2, 2021
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Doskila

An underrated Call of Duty:Mobile player. If your friend is named Doskila, fear not because they will carry you through out the whole game but sometimes Doskila also a burden to their team.
Guy 1: "Who's that player i feel like i've seen that gaming strategy before"
Guy 2: "Oh that's Doskila, he/she's not well-known but he/she's a great player
by c.mangkanor June 7, 2021
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Disillusionment

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.
Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.
by catfight12 January 4, 2009
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Dosier

Explosive diarrhea; watery excrement propelled by intestinal gases; doodoostruck.
After eating some bad tacos, he ran to fhe toilet and had a dosier.

The dinner guests couldn't restrain from laughing upon hearing the fecal cacophony sounding through the bathroom door; this was a dosier like no other.
by Guy4Ever March 2, 2017
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dosing

The act of ingesting DXM.
We ran out of illegal drugs so we decided dosing would be a good way to get high.
by Fred Riahi April 14, 2006
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