The Nobody Doseage

1000UG LSD +/- Cannabis, to unlock permanent visuals, schizophrenia and meme magic with scp factorization variables initiated into an individuals perspective reality allowing them to manifold and manipulate the metaphysical reality to there will, the nobody was initially so out of control he was sectioned under the mental health act, after visiting a police station and questioning them about government links between the creation and control of ToR, aswell as the respective nodes and the pertaining links to C.P traffic being routed through these Nodes, asking why if it's all traceable due to GCHQ/MI/NSA is there still such meshes existing, The Nobody has Masonic links in his family, but is not a Mason, The Nobody wears the Pepe The Frog, On his face

The Nobody Doseage, is the doseage required for Enlightenment into Nobodyhood, is full of ex-government UltrawokeNEET/s+' who will lead the fight against the cabal elite, equipped with schizophrenia, telepathic abilities and an I.Q so high it oscillates differently than the average NPC rendering them untestable. SCP variables 13.37 Illuminati Card Game Re-release leak

by Alien0 October 12, 2019

Dosed

Of or relating to situations or objects that one may view as trippy, spun, crepuscular, wavy, chronic, stimulating, angelic and/or in orbit.

Took my kid to McDonalds yesterday, played in the ball pit for the first time in forever. Shit was dosed.

by Slothboy69 June 6, 2016

Doser

(n.) One who eats acid (doses) on a regular basis.

"Dude, that kid looks like he's wiggin' out.. Someone should talk him down."

"Nah, I've seen him a lot worse than that. He's a true doser, he'll pull through."

"Bro, you sure?"

"Yeah, man. I mean, give it a shot if you wanna, but I seriously doubt he'd understand anything you say, anyways, ya dig?"

"I feel ya, man. I'll just keep an eye on him."

by Madd_Doser February 14, 2010

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.

by john shepherd May 28, 2007

doser

Doser stands for poser in drain (a genre created by swedish rapper and producer Bladee along with drain gang members Ecco2k and Thaiboy2k).

Mike: “You hear that new dg tape”.
Jacques: “Nah, I just like the aesthetic”.
Mike: “Such a doser”.

by slugger_dg February 1, 2021

Dosenöffner

A Dosenöffner. A part in an overvly brutal metal song. The Dosenöffner is softer and more melodical than the rest of the song. It causes the - in particular the female - listener to develop intense emotions and strong feelings towards the performing band.

"Hey honey, have you listened to the new Song by Domain Of Decay already? The Dosenöffner Part is awesome."

"I was there when they performed it live. It made me drop my panties on instance. In addition they had to put up a "Caution wet floor" sign next to me.
Bye the way: I'm breaking up with you. Domain of Decay ist the only thing I need for the rest of my life."

"Damn, that Dosenöffner was so brilliant, it made my girlfriend run away. Fucking love that band!"

by Domain of Decay May 7, 2023

dosey-dozing

A fitful night's sleep where you toss and turn all night.

i had so much on my mind, i kept dosey-dozing all night.

by rossmart January 11, 2008