dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

Dorito Fuck

Simply shoveling as much Doritos (any flavor) into your girl of choices vagina, or Anus. Whiping out your pipe and insert into vagina or anus. Whilst continuesly thrusting your hips back and fourth.

Doritos Fuck

Person 1: What did you and that girl do last night.
Person 2: I dorito fucked her all night.
Person 1: Nice man.
Person 2: Yeah we used the whole family size bag.

by DoritoFuckKing August 1, 2018

Soggy Dorito

When you throw a handful of powdered cheese at 3 people in a devil's triangle because you didn't get invited.

Dave, Kevin and Sherry decided to have a devil's triangle after I passed out, so I gave them a soggy dorito.

by JCruiza September 5, 2020

dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy

Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!

by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022

Dorito face

When a drawn person, usually a male anime character, has an especially elongated, pointed chin. Named for the resemblance to the triangular Dorito chip. Possibly coined by the yaoi parody 'Dorito-Faced Bad Touch Sempai-san (and Shota Boy)'

90s anime is full of dorito faces

by asdfghjklkjhgfdsdfgh September 6, 2015

Doritos jizz

when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women

i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!

by Yuhms August 1, 2011

Biological Dorito

A term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother fucker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting "you ate my biological dorito" Dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
Biological Apple
Biological Cake
Biological Sandwich
Ect....

You:*bites off a chip*
You:*drops the chip*
Motherfucker:*takes chip and shoves it in face*
You:"I bit that you know..."
Motherfucker:"SO?!"
You:"It was in my mouth.."
Motherfucker:" I dont care."
You:"BASTARD YOU ATE MY BIOLOGICAL DORITO."
Motherfucker:"god, i feel sick."

by Slipknotchick May 15, 2010