Sock hanging from a doorknob

Sock hanging from a doorknob

Sign indicating that the occupant of that room is engaged in self pleasure.

Sock hanging from a doorknob

(Younger student) just to make sure, you do know what it means when you see a sock hanging from the doorknob right?

(Older student) I have an idea

(Younger student) just knock and count to like ten and I’ll put it away .

by Rakis June 14, 2018

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Polish Doorknob

To pinch a woman's clitoris, pull, and twist, as if it were a doorknob.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."

by Goochmaestro July 4, 2012

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Doorknob Polisher

A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.

Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.

by NascaSoft August 17, 2007

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hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

by Brolijah May 7, 2014

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diamond doorknob

before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.

damn, allie just wasted half a bottle of Dom giving that bro a diamond doorknob!

by cannonballs December 21, 2014

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