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side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.
There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”
by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025
mugGet the side dissmug.

Diss Post

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.
Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"
by King_George_3rd August 26, 2013
mugGet the Diss Postmug.

Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd
Looks like he got dissed
by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022
mugGet the Dissedmug.

Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.
Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.
by billythepunk February 14, 2021
mugGet the Diss-Fivemug.

disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.
Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.
by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020
mugGet the dissemug.

dissed

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here
by lkdkenenrjrnt November 13, 2021
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oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)
A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.
by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007
mugGet the oh dissedmug.

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