Davies Dishwater

when a man has really terrible stomach ache from drinking too much carling lager, his wife or girlfriend then goes to give him a rim job and he fills her mouth with the watery brown love juice

Brian and sally felt like a spot if rimming fun but Brian had been on the lash and filled sally's mouth with Davies Dishwater

by The Purple Helmet February 9, 2022

Service Dispatcher

A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician

The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"

by SolaMemes December 29, 2024

hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025

Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.

You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*

by 3han June 7, 2025

Canadian Dishwasher

Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.

The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.

by Corona penguin August 25, 2025

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

Load the dishwasher

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

by anonymous November 14, 2023