Automatic Dishwasher

The perfect woman.

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher so I didn't have to beat mine whenever shit needed to get done.

by Radical_Feminism July 26, 2016

Load the dishwasher

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

by anonymous November 14, 2023

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.

You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*

by 3han June 7, 2025