Dirk

The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.

Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"

by Jhatassdo May 4, 2022

dirk

a person with no father (figure)

He grew up a dirk, so it explains a lot about him.

by dirkwordenjoyer June 2, 2022

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

Dirk

Really cool YouTuber

Cool guy: Yo have you heard of Dirk?
Uncool guy: No lol
Cool guy: The hit YouTuber! So cool!!!!11!!!!

by Dirk_real April 12, 2022

dirk

he's a Justin and he is craked at Fortnite, my guy definitely not taken singly forever you can tell because he plays Fortnite

my friend here dirk never going to be taken and he's cracked at Fortnite my guy uahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by notyourdad_ January 7, 2021

Dirk

the almighty.

i love dirk. all hail dirk.

by ilovedirkallhaildirk January 14, 2021

dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 17, 2021