Dirk

Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.

“God that’s so dirk”
“Son of a dirk”

“Smells like dirk”

by Elmoisdope11 June 07, 2019

Dirk

That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.

Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk

by Deadpool 17 December 04, 2015

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

Dirk

A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.

The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.

by FireSpring August 09, 2020

lil bich dirk

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick

You are a lil bich dirk

by nonameblank December 13, 2019

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 09, 2021

Jan Dirk

Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.

How intelligent that Jan Dirk

by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021