The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.

He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.

by Satan March 18, 2005

diarrhea

When liquid, watery crap comes flying out your ass at high speeds, destroying anything that isn't made of porcelain that gets in its way. Known for causing extreme amounts of pain. Similar to a shotgun, except it hurts the shooter more than the shot. For this reason, I like to call it "Shotgun Shit". Caused by eating too much fast food or anything from a Mexican food stand.

*After eating burrito from food stand*

To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)

-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.

by randomoscity November 13, 2010

explosive diarrhea

Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.

Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.

by Lindsay Vierheilig April 25, 2008

explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

by nUk July 27, 2005

dork diaries

A comic strip about a girl's daily life and written by Rachel Reneé Russell symbolising her wet dream. A total rip-off from the Wimpy Kid series. Some are actually creative while others are too childish.

Girl: Do you read Dork Diaries?

Guy: Just a few strips, yes. I gotta say, the author has an active imagination of how a modern, trendy, teenage girl's lifestyle should be. A total weirdo, shy and extrovert she is and gives me a sense of enjoyment after a long day of hard work. I have some strips of the series at my home.

Girl: I'm glad we share the same idea! We should exchange our knowledge of Dork Diaries some time! Oh, and I can give you some other latest series I have, if you're interested!

by LaserImouto February 22, 2022

next level diarrhea

Feces that has ascended past the liquid state (diarrhea) and into the gaseous state. Evacuates from the bowels in the form of very malodorous and suspiciously damp flatulence.

This next level diarrhea has me living in fear that i'm gonna shit myself.

by Makan November 26, 2011

Formal Diarrhea

When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required.

"Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."

by King Festus August 9, 2006