Dildo Faggins

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

by autismo1 August 19, 2020

Dildo Dannis

A pussy who pulls out of fights after talking so much shit beforehand. Talks the talk but can never walk the walk.

“Dildo (hehe)! Dildo. Go Fuck Yourself. Go Fuck. Your. Self! Fuck YOURSELF! YOU ARE POINTLESS STAIN ON THIS EARTH! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK. YOURSELF! GET FUCKED! YOU TWAT! YOU DICKHEAD! EVERYONE NOW KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! BITCH MATE!! YOUR A BITCH! AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY EVER AGAIN! NOW GO AND FUCK OFF!” -KSI to Dildo Dannis after pulling out of their fight.

by S/he’s just a friend August 18, 2023

Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

by Tkguardian April 16, 2015

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

dildoing

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?

by Phew May 5, 2004

dildo

Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.

Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.

by Justin Mozuch December 29, 2005

Dildo Faggins

Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".

Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins

by Elton's Johnson September 2, 2006