Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 03, 2019

dinger dick

One of the side effects of MDMA and other similar drugs, where your dick sucks itself into your body for some reason

Person 1: my dick has disappeared!!
Person 2: Nah bro, that’s just dinger dick

by WholesomeDonny April 04, 2018

Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster June 14, 2007

ringer dinger

The area between the base of the penis and the scrotum.
Used as an insult.

"Dude, that guy is a total ringer dinger"

by fuss-no September 18, 2006

Cum Filled Dinger

A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.

"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."

by shazzyshaz December 31, 2011

Carnival Bell-Dinger

The act of a male lying on his back and a woman performing a handstand above the male junk, and then performs a blowjob while doing handstand pushups.

Croickey mate! i just got meself a carnival bell-dinger!

Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?

Tom: Yeah i think so, why?

Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!

by Backyard Boiz June 04, 2011

dinger clinger

a speedo
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers

child: Those two men are wearing dinger clingers and you can see everything!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!

by flavr saige August 28, 2007