Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006

ding ding sling

Sexy underwear for men that only covers the penis well and leaves the thighs and buttocks exposed.

Myra and I went to a male stripper party and all the entertainers were wearing ding ding slings under their chaps.

by academyresearcher August 21, 2015

ding

An onomatopoeia commonly used to acknowlege the presence of a skank.

::points:: Ding.

by Stocks June 23, 2003

"little ding ding"

an extremely tiny penis

person 1- Did you guys fuck?
person 2- Hell no, he had a "little ding ding"..i wouldn't have felt it.

by sara a December 01, 2006

ringa-ding-ding

Term used by Frank Sinatra in the Rat Pack era. Can either descibe positive experience or imminent violent act.

1. "We'll have a ringa-ding-ding time"

2. "Deano, Sammy and me are gonna get ringa-ding-ding on your ass"

by Andrew Thorn August 19, 2003

Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.

Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.

by Zach G. November 08, 2003

ding ding

To have a good sex

lest go to ding ding

by Quebecoise de coeur June 25, 2004