double dicker

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.

Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.

by thedoubledicker September 16, 2016

diceroy

Something that is painfully on point or breathtaking. To be diceroy is to transcend normalcy and enter the realm of demigods. Diceroy can also be used as an exclamation. Such usage is analogous to Black Rob's 'Whoa!' in that anything ill you see is diceroy.

Goodness gracious, Juliano is diceroy!

by Calzone February 29, 2008

dicture

Sending a picture of your "soldier at attention" in a text.

A guy I was just getting to know, hadn't even met yet, sent me a dicture.

by Say No to Dictures. February 5, 2010

dictor

a person who enjoys being sexually assulted

Christopher and Nicholis and Thomas truly were dictors. but we like them better that way.

by bekathilijathe March 6, 2005

Head Docter

Someone who gives head
Someone who suck dick
(blow job)

Hey Look, there's the head docter maybe she'll suck my dick.

by Baby Kill January 6, 2007

disterned

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

by S.P May 23, 2008

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017