Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.

by Crumment September 7, 2003

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.

Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.

by valleymd December 18, 2011

mountian dew it

hump

do you want mountian dew it

by c0cktrump February 2, 2017

Dirty Dew

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.

I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch

by Ramsey4132 February 12, 2022

Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

by FOMS October 9, 2020