Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

by FOMS October 9, 2020

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 18, 2016

mountian dew it

hump

do you want mountian dew it

by c0cktrump February 2, 2017

Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.

Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.

by valleymd December 18, 2011