Christmas Destroyer

This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.

(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!

Christmas Destroyer by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008

delaware destroyer 

a drink used to finish off a night of drinking, composed of apple sauce and rubbing alcohol, known to cause terrible nightmares

Man, that delaware destroyer you mixed me up made me dream hitler rounded my family up in a cage

delaware destroyer by pinky April 7, 2005

Manhood Destroyer 

The name of an ex-lover after she ridicules your genitals in public. Or a person who has a reputation of doing so.

Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her

Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her

Manhood Destroyer by Dominus Noctis February 9, 2015

National Pussy Destroyer Day

July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)

Hey jim

Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)

National Pussy Destroyer Day by swaghomosexual July 3, 2021

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size 

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.

Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size by KitKat73 March 14, 2010

bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

bacterial relationship destroyer by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010

Ali the Destroyer

Ali is a dog. Ali has two settings: cuddle, rape, and murder. Wait, thats 3 settings.

Ali once rode a horse into battle

Ali the destroyer ruins everything

Ali the Destroyer by alithedestroyer February 6, 2012