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Smash my Hard Drive

I was camping with my buddys all week so I couldn't wait to get home and smash my hard drive
by NickandBilly August 26, 2016
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Stand-up Drive-through

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.
Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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BMW Driver

Self absorbed, self important assholes.

They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).

They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).

In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.
by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014
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FTL Drive

1. FTL drive is the name for a variety of concepts which allow a vehicle to move at speeds faster than light in a vacuum. It is the mother concept of hyperdrive, jump drive, warp drive and numerous other speculative inventions. Such devices have not yet been produced in real life.

2. FTL drive in the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica is a device which bends space, allowing a spacecraft to instantly relocate between two points.
Is your ship's FTL drive functioning?
by Isidis 128 January 12, 2008
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hard drive

Small metal box, usually 3.5 inches wide, used for storing porn in a computer.
I have a 40GB hard drive, it has 60 hours of MILF videos on it
by .shalroth May 24, 2005
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Cannabis Club Delivery

The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.
Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?

Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.
by Compassionate Care July 13, 2010
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Drive-by Liking

A drive-by liking is when a Facebook user has responded to all messages, reviewed all notifications, planted their crops on Farmville, and updated their status etc. This person has basically exhausted all efforts to occupy their time on Facebook. Being left with a sense of emptiness and desperation for entertainment, this bored college student in question can perform a drive-by liking in one of two ways.

1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.

2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.

Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).

Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
Examples of stati that have been the victim of a drive-by liking:

Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this

Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this

Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this

Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
by JeffJonezZz September 28, 2009
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