TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
Get the TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome mug.A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
The first sign that they are infected is that they send out a pheromone, like killer bees. Soon the educational post is peppered with tens of thousands of dislikes generated by a couple hundred MAGA'ists refreshing their VPNs assuming that no one can tell or pr. The more dislikes these posts have, the truer they are.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
The first sign that they are infected is that they send out a pheromone, like killer bees. Soon the educational post is peppered with tens of thousands of dislikes generated by a couple hundred MAGA'ists refreshing their VPNs assuming that no one can tell or pr. The more dislikes these posts have, the truer they are.
You cayunt prew'uve it leeubrhull! *The patriotic warm blooded American proves that Trump is a terrible person and an worse president that is against it's constituents interests*. Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "bahkabak hobuless gobs hockin gawminaw berf stifficate.. ..buh buh buht Muhshelz uh mayun!" or some equivalent unintelligible vocal muck cultivated from brain mush swiping. RUN!
by Real Conservative March 5, 2025
Get the Trump Derangement Syndrome mug.An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025
Get the Elon Derangement Syndrome mug.A Derogatory Term to describe a person who are willing to commit harmful acts against a person/critics who have a negative opinions against Former Philippines President Rodrigo Roa Duterte.
Acts Include Death Threats, Being a Misogynist, Spreading Disinformation, Believing in Disinformation even when it's a satirical post, and disowning ones friends or family members because they have a negative opinion on Rodrigo Duterte. Additionally, Symptoms also include a huge distrust to mainstream media and preferred other alternative sources like vlogs, YouTube Videos and Facebook post who portrait Duterte in a positive light.
Acts Include Death Threats, Being a Misogynist, Spreading Disinformation, Believing in Disinformation even when it's a satirical post, and disowning ones friends or family members because they have a negative opinion on Rodrigo Duterte. Additionally, Symptoms also include a huge distrust to mainstream media and preferred other alternative sources like vlogs, YouTube Videos and Facebook post who portrait Duterte in a positive light.
Person 1: My Friend Blocked me on Facebook just because I corrected him on a fake news about Duterte Man
Person 2: He must've had a Duterte Derangement Syndrome bro there's no saving him
Person 2: He must've had a Duterte Derangement Syndrome bro there's no saving him
by UNKWONTONIC March 17, 2025
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by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025
Get the God derangement syndrome mug.Deranged Grindr Syndrome (also known as DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of symptoms including, but not limited to:
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without sharing any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation while they are sitting there waiting for you
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
This is not a complete list of possible symptoms included under the diagnosis of Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS). People with DGS may exhibit mild or severe symptoms. If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without sharing any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation while they are sitting there waiting for you
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
This is not a complete list of possible symptoms included under the diagnosis of Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS). People with DGS may exhibit mild or severe symptoms. If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS) is like when this guy with no pics wrote to me demanding that I share my private photo album with him, and then he bombed me with 15 pics of his gaping hole, and he got mad and called me rude when I didn't respond. Major DGS.
by xxxtraspecial June 2, 2024
Get the Deranged Grindr Syndrome (DGS) mug.Deranged Grindr Syndrome (or DGS) is a psychiatric condition affecting an unknown number of gay men who use Grindr for sexual purposes. People with DGS may exhibit a wide variety of antisocial or psychotic symptoms including:
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without having any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
- Ghost-facing: Attempting to engage in chat with other users without having any pics of themselves
- Hole-bombing: Sending unsolicited images of their gaping holes to complete strangers
- Pic-collecting: Requesting images from other people when they haven’t shared any pics of themselves
- Wounded ego: Impaired ability to cope with rejection, such as demanding an explanation for why a complete stranger is not attracted to them
- Silent treatment: Engaging in extensive chat with another user and indicating an interest in meeting up for sex, and then going silent and never responding again
- Ghost-meeting (different from ghost-facing): making an actual plan with someone from the app to meet in person, exchanging location details and setting a specific time, and then ghosting the person with no warning or explanation
- Stalking: tracking another user’s online presence and bombarding them with messages each time they come online
If you or someone you love suffers from DGS, help is available. Speak to a mental health professional.
Deranged Grindr Syndrome is like when some rando with no face pic hole-bombs you with 15 photos of their gaping anus and then demands that you unlock your private album.
by xxxtraspecial June 2, 2024
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