Dude One: How was the party last Saturday?
Dude Two: Not so great...
Dude One: Why's that?
Dude Two: Big Ray was there, handing out the inmate's delight like it was candy.
Dude One: Sorry to hear it.
Dude Two: Not so great...
Dude One: Why's that?
Dude Two: Big Ray was there, handing out the inmate's delight like it was candy.
Dude One: Sorry to hear it.
by DeadGuyNTuffENuff April 18, 2010
when a guy buyes a Mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back together.
he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center.
he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center.
by Mar.C Greater than you. June 22, 2009
The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.
Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!
by Ahmanblah December 06, 2011
by Ewack Shamlom February 25, 2009
The sexual act involving a threesome with 2 midgets, as you lay on the floor, the one midget ejaculates onto your face and the other performs an irish step-dance while ejaculating into the air. Entertainment with pleasure.
Steve: Hey Marve, how was that Leprechaun Delight you wanted to perform last night?
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!
by Mastert09 October 18, 2010
A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. As she turns around, you whack off and jizz in her face.
"Kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so I gave her a sailor's delight."
"Dude, you really are a scumbag"
"Dude, you really are a scumbag"
by kingofcrunk50 February 14, 2005
One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.
"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"
by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005