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John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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Deedrick

Deedrick, or DeEdrick is a name that gives characteristics of tallness, buffness, and smartness. It gives the blessing of having a Footlong and starting puberty at age 7-9. It also gives facial specialties such as soft skin and dimples. They are also black.
I wish my baby was like a DeEdrick.
That DeEdrick is fine.
I slept with DeEdrick last night.
by DDeeDD February 6, 2014
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FEMA DEBRIS

Marijuana or weed., TREE, GREEN.
Wassup on some Fema Debris. (All of the greenery and trees left over from hurricanes Rita and Katrina)

I survived Rita
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Oh Deario

A direct response to someone who has gone onto Urban Dictionary to illustrate to a colleague what the word Coolio means. Generally said with a large degree of irony and dismay.
Irene sent Bryn a link about Coolio...."Oh Deario"
by Bryn 'Coolio' Davies December 19, 2008
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Pooh-Deein

used by the cajun french. A word that means an object that sits outside and rusts away. Usually has uncut grass around it.
bruh that car in that yard is pooh-deein!
by paw-paw ctd February 28, 2010
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Trouser Debris

The collection of matter that, while on the toilet, falls from your crotch area upon the seat rim after a particularly long, hot day.

This usually consists of pubic hair, dried out skin Duck Butter, and rolled up fragments of underwear material.
Andy: (Returning from the restroom) You wouldn't believe the amount of trouser debris that just came off me.

Steve: Eww dude, I'm trying to eat here.

Andy: My bad dude.
by zlliwnuahs July 6, 2015
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Poo Debris

Poo-duh-briss
Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.
Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.
by Coon lvl 9000 July 20, 2015
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