Cured

Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.

I'm so cured of Instagram.

by Darangutan August 1, 2022

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Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

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CURE is a popular song that was sung by Park Byeong-Hoon and AKUGETSU, the voices of Ivan and Till from Alien Stage. This song is about the unrequited love of Ivan towards Till, also exploring the depths of Till's feelings for Mizi, another ALIEN STAGE character. It was performed in Round 6 of Alien Stage, in which Ivan and Till must sing against each other. leading to Ivan's sacrifice to let Till live. Ivan ends up getting shot by the aliens.

alnst fan 1: "Have you listened to CURE? I bawled my eyes out."
alnst fan 2: "Yes. I listened to it 8,970 times this week."

by kanacure May 4, 2025

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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

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