Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

CURE

CURE is a popular song that was sung by Park Byeong-Hoon and AKUGETSU, the voices of Ivan and Till from Alien Stage. This song is about the unrequited love of Ivan towards Till, also showing the depths of Till's feelings for Mizi, another ALIEN STAGE character. It was performed in Round 6 of Alien Stage, in which Ivan and Till must sing against each other. leading to Ivan's sacrifice to let Till live. Ivan ends up getting shot by the aliens.

alnst fan 1: "Have you listened to CURE? I bawled my eyes out."
alnst fan 2: "89/70."

by kanacure May 4, 2025

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

The cure

Hate sex

Like not as . in you hate sex, its's like uhhhhh.... you fuck someone you hat e
with such immesurable hatred and amounts of anger
uhhhhhhh hakaan

also a fucking wicked band the cure

by Billie Eilish on god head ass March 16, 2020

The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024