cucumber fifi

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it

i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night

by idiotcircus August 31, 2004

cucumber jumper

Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.

Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.

by BugooWozurd January 8, 2021

Cucumber Sack

A sack of cucumbers!

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….

by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

we're in a cucumber

When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"

Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.

Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.

by Snoopy dog ggg December 20, 2015

Blended Cucumber

An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"

person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?

by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016